The Zero Tek Bag, sealed and fully colonised

grow mushrooms with zero prep.

Ready-to-Fruit Bag

Get multiple harvests Starting at $109

Grow mushrooms conveniently. Fully colonized and ready to launch, this all-in-one kit handles the hard work for you. You can harvest as quickly as possible with zero equipment needed.

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In stock Made to order
ProductReady-to-Fruit Bag
ContentsColonized bag with the strain of your choice
Filtration0.5 micron patch
PortNot needed
Preparation leftNone
Equipment neededNone
Where to keep itIndoors, room temperature, out of direct sun
Yield1200-1800g
Sold forMicroscopy use, 21+

What comes with your BAG?

Everything you need to grow, nothing you don't.

The Bag

You will receive one fully colonized, ready-to-fruit bag sealed in a specialized filter-patch grow bag that maintains the perfect micro-climate. No extra tools, substrate, or specialized equipment required.

Protective Packaging

Your order arrives in nondescript packaging. Inside, your fully colonized bag is securely cushioned and sealed in a specialized filter-patch bag to ensure it stays pristine, healthy, and ready to fruit the moment you unbox it.

Step-by-Step Guide

An easy-to-follow guide that walks you through setup, proper lighting, harvesting, rehydrating, and how to get the most flushes out of your block.

Everything You Need to Grow. We deliver a complete and easy growing experience straight to your door. Inside, you will find a fully colonized, ready-to-fruit, sealed, filter-patch bag, alongside a step-by-step care guide covering everything from setup to harvest. No extra tools or setup required. Just unbox, follow the guide, and harvest.

Before you order

FAQs

The filter patch acts balances air exchange with protection. The filter patch allows fresh air exchange while letting carbon dioxide escape, keeping the mycelium healthy. At the same time, the ultra-fine membrane blocks airborne dust, mold, and bacteria, ensuring your bagstays clean and protected until it's ready for harvest .

Yes, but only when you are ready to harvest. Opening it too early exposes the block to dry air and contaminants before it is ready to produce mushrooms.

No, the bag design stays identical across all our products, but we tailor the grow medium inside for each specific strain. Every kit uses the same durable filter-patch bag to ensure optimal airflow and shield against contaminants. We adjust the moisture level and nutrient blend to match the unique growing needs of Cubensis or exotic varieties. You get the exact same reliable, easy-to-use bag setup no matter which strain you choose.

Your ready-to-fruit bag is sealed inside a cushioned, sturdy shipping box with plain, nondescript branding. There are no logos, product descriptions, or exterior hints revealing what is inside, keeping your delivery completely private and ensuring your kit arrives in pristine condition.

If your package arrives damaged, take a quick photo of the damage and reach out to our support team right away. We guarantee a healthy, viable bag upon arrival, so if your kit is damaged in transit or shows signs of contamination before you open it, we will send you a free replacement - no hassle required. Email info@tellymonstermyco.com the same day it arrives.